Jozo starts the ceremony as the first performer. What does Jozo do? He
entertains the audience with his "silly" sense of humor. Remember that he
is in charge of the "Joke Department" at the circus. Here are some of
Jozo's favorite jokes.
What did the father buffalo say
to his son when he was leaving?
Bi-son
Why couldn't the flower go to
school on its bike?
It's petals were broken
What does a mermaid
sleep on?
A Water Bed
What do dogs sleep in
when they go camping?
A Pup Tent
What did the strawberry say to the
watermelon when they were
introduced?
Berry nice to meet you
At times, Sozo gets on the loud speaker during Jozo's performance and
ridicules him. No one can ever figure out why Gordon, the "Chief of Staff"
doesn't fire Sozo. Gordon always says, "there has to be an idiot in every
crowd, and Sozo is it." Not to be outdone by Jozo, Sozo has come up with
a few of his own "sick" jokes.
Where does Sozo get ideas for new prank?
In the tricktionary.
What are Sozo's best preschool subjects?
Greeding, griping, and arithmetrick.
What does Sozo think the magic words are?
"Tease" and "prank you"
How does Sozo ask for a tissue?
"Pretty sneeze with a booger on top"
Why did Sozo drool on his fruit?
He wanted a banana spit.
What's green, red, and runny all over?
A frog in a blender.
(Now, that's gross. But that's Sozo for you.)
