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Cotton Candy Recipe
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"It's me again. So, you want to make some cotton candy. Below is the
easiest recipe to follow. Just make sure no one is around because this
recipe is top-secret. Children, please don't let your parents know when
you prepare this delicious cotton candy. You don't want to spoil the surprise."
Here is what you will need:
Plastic swimming pool
50 pounds Dumino's sugar
20 gallons water
Dad's boat and motor
Dad's truck with trailer hitch
Gelatin (any flavor)
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Directions:
Before you begin, make sure you get Dad's truck keys, preferably while
he's sleeping. Grab some books to sit on when you are ready to drive the
truck so you can see over the steering wheel. Back the truck (with the
boat connected) up to your swimming pool.
Next, get out of the truck and start pouring the ingredients (sugar, water,
and gelatin) into the pool. When you have finished doing that, start the
boat motor (you got the boat key, right?). Make sure the boat propeller is
in the pool. Mix all the ingredients very quickly while avoiding the side of
the pool (you don't want holes in pool in case you decide you want to
make more cotton candy later on). If you are in a big hurry, push the
throttle wide open.
When you are finished, you should have a whole pool full of cotton candy.
As a nice gesture, go wake Dad up and offer him some of your delicious
homemade cotton candy. Dig in, remembering that Dumino's sugar is good
for you. If you're lucky, you won't be grounded for life for using Dad's
truck and boat or for using your $10.95 swimming pool.
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